Many women, in order to arouse desire in their beloved man at a distance, resort to erotic SMS.

This method is suitable if a woman is far from her lover and wants to remind him of herself.

The proposed material describes how to excite a man with a telephone message, the rules of correspondence via SMS, and provides examples of arousing texts.

SMS with erotic content can greatly excite your loved one; this method of flirting is also suitable for meeting new people in order to intrigue a potential partner.

When writing messages, you must follow the following rules:

• Avoid spelling mistakes. Even the most subtle game will lose its intrigue if a guy encounters endless errors.
• Don't write too many messages. It has been established that if more than five SMS are sent per day, the partner loses interest in the interlocutor due to excessive intrusiveness.
• Express yourself succinctly and briefly. Texts that are too long are difficult to understand and do not contribute to igniting passion. The optimal size is similar to the messages of the interlocutor.
• You should not respond to your lover’s message instantly. A pause of up to thirty minutes will add intrigue and stir up interest.
• Pursue a specific conversation goal, consistently approaching it with separate messages. This is due to the desire to make someone jealous, cause intrigue, achieve a meeting, etc.
• Switch the conversation to a topic about the interlocutor himself.
• Don't get carried away with emoticons.
• Do not rush the development of events, so as not to scare the guy off with excessive frankness.

The nature and subject of messages is determined by the status of the interlocutors.

More details about this in the table:

Pay attention! Along with overly aggressive sexuality, excessive enslavement is no less harmful; men like women who are not ashamed to appeal to eroticism.

How to excite a man with words?

The phrase about love with the ears is true not only for women. Words are the most important component of the human mind.

The brain, processing what is said, illustrates the phrases, creating a colorful image. How vivid the message will be depends on the correct choice of words.

The following phrases will excite your partner:

• I want your body.
• How do you feel about dirty sex?
• Smell me.
• The look in your eyes literally undresses me.
• I imagine the gentle trembling of your body.
• Your breath is driving me crazy.
• I adore your body, every feature.
• You can’t imagine how excited I get from just the thought of you.

It is important for a man to hear words about his desirability and irrepressible sexuality.

Do not neglect stimulating phrases to achieve harmony in relationships.

Examples of exciting texts

Constancy is not a quality that contributes to the aggravation of passion. For any man, the woman he loves must constantly change so as not to bore his beloved.

A partner will never think about another if the beloved surprises with uniqueness and originality.

This rule also applies to SMS written by phone.

When writing a message you should:

• Recall the first hugs and kisses to evoke past memories and the desire to repeat them.
• To say how dear his eyes are, that they have not forgotten the taste of his lover’s lips, the smell of his hair.
• Offer to perform an erotic dance for your loved one.
• Describe how you will melt in his hands.
• Talk about the desire to see a real man next to you.
• Write what you will do with your lover when night falls.

When composing playful SMS, interesting facts from the lives of great people related to sex, historical events or erotic rituals of various nationalities will add originality and piquancy.

Sexuality is inextricably linked with diversity and does not tolerate monotony.

Sexy phrases will be complemented by an exciting photo depicting a view under a skirt or a deep neckline against the backdrop of a street landscape.

Beautiful SMS in poetry and prose

It is not necessary to resort to poetry, but if you have such abilities, it won’t hurt to rhyme a few lines.

A few examples of short and funny phrases in prose and poetry:

• Clothes away, and this night peace and fear are in your hands.
• The smell of passion lured me in, made me dizzy, and I didn’t have enough strength to resist.
• Withered lips whisper a name: beloved, desired, only.
• The body trembles beautifully in ecstasy from the touch of your hands, the tongue searches for the lips, and the moan cannot be contained.
• I kiss, hug, press to my heart.
• I wish passionately, I am burning with love, I want to touch you.
• Taking off my clothes, I excite your body.
• I want to fall asleep in your arms, wishing you good night, and wake up with words of good morning.

Phrases written in your own words are more frank than beautiful, sophisticated, but someone else’s words. Stay sincere and direct, avoiding tired phrases.

Don’t be shy to show initiative and imagination. Many women give this prerogative to men, remaining inaccessible and cold.

But don’t think that men aren’t turned on by sexy women. The situation is completely opposite; excessive modesty and coldness will not add passion and will push your partner away.

What can't you write?

Some people, when deciding to resort to seduction via SMS for the first time, make common mistakes:

• They overload messages with vulgar phrases, mistakenly believing that they will attract a man. Some of the stronger sex are susceptible to such methods, but the majority needs intrigue and understatement, which are much more stimulating.
• Don't resort to hackneyed phrases, stay original.
• There is no need to talk about complex and long-term prospects.
• Don't exaggerate your own merits.
• Don't promise things you can't deliver.
• Do not use comparisons with other men; your lover must be confident in his own uniqueness.
• Don't talk about your shortcomings.
• Find time for correspondence, but you shouldn’t overload your partner with SMS.

Even the longest relationship can be aroused by a correctly spoken and written word.

And in the case of flirting with an unfamiliar man, an original and intriguing SMS contributes to a speedy rapprochement.

Remain unique, a dream girl, the only one and desired, and a properly structured conversation via SMS will help with this.

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A good way to attract attention or a subtle hint of intimacy?

A passionate letter is a universal, original technique to show your feelings and desires to a representative of the stronger sex. I know and will share with you the tricks and subtleties of messages so that your beloved man will be conquered by your talents. Make sure how your relationship will take on new colors after my recommendations.

Types of Passionate Letters

There is no single classification of secret notices, but according to the method of execution they are:

Electronic

The main task is to intrigue the guy so that the letter does not go to the deleted mail.

Paper

The standard version of the message, written by hand, will appeal to loved ones and loved ones.

Combined

This type combines elements of electronic and paper notices. The point is that the object of affection receives a beautiful envelope, which contains printed and explicit text on a white sheet of A4 paper.

Intrigue and originality are the main advantages of this method.

Who to write to and under what circumstances

Conventionally, I distinguish two categories of people to whom passionate messages can and should be written.

Lover or spouse

If the relationship has passed the “candy-bouquet period” stage, but the guy is in no hurry to move to a new level of relationship and does not understand the hints. An unusual notice in writing will help achieve what you want. You know every gesture, look and movement of your spouse by heart. But a text message is an excellent reason to diversify your intimate life and look at your relationship from a different angle. If the distance with your loved one has become a temporary barrier, then tender news will make your soulmate think only about you during separation. It is extremely undesirable to send secret messages to your husband through work contacts, so as to avoid misunderstandings. Such notices are an unnecessary detail for the team in which the husband works.

Object of admiration

If with such notices you deliberately seek to quarrel a married couple, then remember the heroine from the Soviet film “Office Romance” - Olga Ryzhova.

Still from the film “Office Romance”

The woman became a laughing stock for everyone. Although I sympathized with this woman, she exceeded the acceptable limits of a hero’s patience. After such amateur activities, your relationship may deteriorate forever before it even begins.

1. Write yourself and from the heart. The text should be written by you, and not by templates and cliches from the Internet. If you don’t have enough imagination to express your feelings on paper, then before using the text you like, write: “Hello, my beloved! Although I am not the author of these lines, they fully express my deepest desires and thoughts.”.
2. Hint, but don't reveal. The text should contain vulgar hints that allow the lover to imagine and come up with ideas on his own. For example, the content of the message may contain the following phrases: “The touch of lips and hands creates a fluttering butterfly effect in my body, because of which it is ready to burn with pleasure.”.
3. Don't turn into a love confession. The purpose of the message is to express your innermost thoughts and desires, allowing you to change relationships. Do not call the desired bunny, cat, fish in such a context are inappropriate.

My letter

Despite the free style in his intimate narration, it is necessary to determine the role of the beloved in the text, depending on his preferences: lord, lion, tiger, leopard, wolf, sultan, king, king, master.

Let me give you an example of my message for my husband. It was written under the influence of the series “The Magnificent Century”.

Hello, my stern and decisive Sultan!

Your slave and concubine eagerly awaits her sentence. And here I am standing in front of you. My lips are 5 centimeters away from the long-awaited kiss. And this moment has come. Imperious touches of lips, rapid heartbeat, heat in the lower abdomen - the best verdict. Your grace is my chance to show you what unearthly bliss is. A gentle whisper, a kiss on the lips, ear and neck will make you break the conventional shackles of clothing. And now the soul and body are completely naked before your superiority. And we are ready to touch and receive unearthly bliss. The captivity of your lips, arms and legs will not let you go so easily. In my eyes you will read the answers to all questions related to the search for new points of contact. You will not forget this night, and tomorrow I will come to the halvet again at your order and the call of the flesh.

Devoted favorite and slave

I realize that the text is not perfect, but it reflects the main recommendations: sincerity, creativity, unobtrusive hints. My husband was delighted, and our relationship began to sparkle with new, bright colors.

Each message is an individual confession of the deepest intimate desires. More expression, improvisation, courage, originality, and your significant other or potential gentleman will never miss such a fatal and temperamental, creative woman.

Oh yes, the other day a friend
asked me to help her.
the thing is that they are with a guy
decided to do one
interesting activity and
namely, by sending to each other
messages like "who came first"
It’s possible.” I agreed. It’s true
got carried away and had to send 8
sms)). I’ll post below what happened, and now
I will say that we achieved the result. boy
was dumbfounded and with his love
masturbate went to the toilet... ;)

Imagine, honey, you came to pick me up
I say I'll go away for a minute
shower room
But.. I’m delayed, you’re coming to find out what
I'm so
delayed and see the next one
picture:
I'm practically naked, I'm wearing only
lace lingerie and black stockings,
daring makeup and hair on the face
straight, loose.
You stand in amazement at the door, and I
I'm coming towards you languidly
meeting, I give you naughty
kiss,
you come to your senses and try
touch me
I take your hands in mine and don’t let you come to me
touch,
at the same time I start kissing you,
clinging to you
body, chest - you're on edge, trying
break out, but I don't
I admit this, I decide for your trick
punish you
I push you against the wall, I lift you up
leg and rub against yours
thigh organ, oh yes! I feel like you
excited!
I hug you, I hold your hands
back. I start kissing yours
chin, I do it so that you have
one gets the impression
as if it’s not him at all, but that you
you call
my Friend... mmm... going lower,
kiss the neck, lower, chest,
even lower, finally I got to
base of the abdomen,
you sigh nervously, it’s already difficult for you
hold, however
I unbutton your jeans with one hand,
and I lower my hand
towards your heated
body.
mmm... Darling, you always had it
so big? it doesn't matter, I want
taste it. Oh God! How are you
amazing,
from your body, from your taste, from your
smell
I feel dizzy! I'm all wet!
I'm rising
I let go of your hands and they kiss you
sharper and
passionate, you answer me. You
you want me!
Your hands sweep through mine like a whirlwind
gorgeous body! you push away
me and tear off your T-shirt,
kiss me and again
you push away to take off your jeans. You
naked! oh Baby! You
wonderful! you're coming to me
grab me with your strength
hands around the waist and sits on
washing machine,
release the bodice strap and begin
greedily absorb your
lips my body! "Lord, Darling, I'm all
I'm burning!"
you pull my panties down
you spread my legs and give me a sharp push
come in!
We move at the same pace, so we
Fine!
you grab my buttocks and pushes
become more daring
and assertive. I feel you so much
good as ever
earlier! I'm already on the verge!
my groans are getting louder and
interruptions,
and you are already at the limit! and here's another one
final push and we're like
striker and goalkeeper, you score - I
I'm catching
everything is synchronous and clear! we're finishing.
in wild passion you press me to
yourself even stronger... later,
Already exhausted, I kiss your lips. You
was wonderful darling!

Any guy, one way or another, loves everything about it. Especially if this vulgarity comes from his beloved girl. So if you want to please him and pleasantly surprise your loved one, then send short, vulgar SMS to your beloved guy. Don't be afraid to seem frivolous and stupid. There is nothing stupid in this gesture at all. With its help, you can emphasize not frivolity, but courage and determination. Well, in any case, your boyfriend will be very happy to receive something like this on his phone.

This kind of vulgarity, present in communication between a couple, gives the relationship new colors, new emotions and new impressions. And if you consider that it is diversity that in many ways fuels interest, then taking such a step is not only possible, but even necessary. So put all doubts aside and act right now. Well, we will help you in this matter.

Vlio.ru has a large collection of beautiful vulgar ones, each of which can be exactly what you need to realize your plans. Just look through the presented options, select the most suitable ones and send them to your favorite guy. Believe me, you won't regret it!

I know everything about the secrets of sex
We discovered them together -
Darling, awaken your reflexes,
Love me in the arms of darkness.

I always want you...
No need for food anymore...
I remember every sigh and groan,
Come into my dreams in reality!

Well, what kind of phrase: “I’m yours,
Yours both body and soul"?
I will say this: “Take me,
I capitulate without a fight."

I want to cuddle up to you
Stay with you all night,
Hug you, caress you,
Kiss tenderly and tenderly!

I want to appear naked
Before you, my dear, at sunset,
So that you can kiss me
And caress on the spacious bed.

I just melt from you
I feel weakness in my body.
Well, hurry up, come on already,
Help me undress!

I love you like the sky loves the stars,

I love it like a cloud loves the moon.

Everything is very serious with you and me,

And without you it’s so difficult for me to sleep.

You are dear to me, and this is no coincidence,

I got it as a gift from fate.

And there is no secret in my feelings,

It will help you test yourself seriously.

But this is not an evil curse at all.

Alex Kudinov Sheffer and children, all rights reserved

What is this?

Busy today

but now...

it's about to go

which means it will be

some story from the soul

I would like to say a lot

To friends and her, just one

That feelings and thoughts are like a comet

jump-jump - here's the line

jump - second...

verse graceful or vulgar

it's not for me to judge

let the purity

only washed in your head

and may your soul be pure

leave the absurdity of an evil word

don't think badly of anyone

and you will see

you will live many more years than that one

who is angry like a morel in wrinkles

All the evil of that fate is a seal

Live, love, and be beautiful

your soul's ballet step

Holy Land

Alexey Kudinov-Sheffer (A.K-Sh.) - Miele

Your soul is a ballet step

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And let it turn out to be a lie every time, but only faith gives love strength and joy.* * *If you only touched my heart with your lips, you would feel

not only the taste of my body, but also the love and tenderness with which I treat you!* * *I want to see you,

I want to hug and kiss.

How I miss you,

I can’t say it in words!* * *I’m melting like a little piece of ice in your strong, strong embrace and I’m so happy,

that I have such a treasure as You!* * *The candle is burning, burning out.

People live and die.

Live don't die

don't forget me! * * *

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Dirty SMS..

It didn't taste that disgusting, just like beer. But after that, I still decided to swallow a slice of lemon, fearing an ectopic pregnancy.

Masha, fear God! Fourth hour - "A little more!" And stop swearing, I'm a person, not a vibrator!

Night. Street. Flashlight. Pharmacy.

I buy Vaseline.

There are two more people with me:

One is Armenian, the other is Georgian.

Don't have 100 friends, but have their girlfriends

You know that: a body immersed in a body loses flexibility and secretes fluid!

Like every man, I carry a weapon of violence with me!

Whatever you say, it’s still nice to wake up with the feeling of living in your underpants!

My baby is growing beyond his years

And already confuses adult ladies,

When you take it in your hands,

You won’t find a more powerful club....

Yesterday I suppressed all my sexual desires, so much so that only a wet spot remained.

Honey, one more look like that and the zipper on my jeans will break!

Neat Marinka

She unzipped my fly.

It's good that I unbuttoned it,

The boredom was immediately blown away by the wind

Come to me, my love, there will be unique sex. Yes, the idea is good, I can’t live without the “baby”

The thirst for sex is not a vice, all it takes is one call.

If you are interested, send an SMS immediately

And arriving at the station,

We wished the commanders

So that their penis gets erect like that,

As if on a wake-up call, we got up.

If you don't have balls, you need someone who has two.

Erotica is when you watch and you like it, but pornography is when you watch and you want...

Looking for something intimate! (DO NOT offer a job)

It's not without reason that people dream about erogenous places!

He hits with his hoof, digs the ground,

Young sperm.

Student remember! Don't throw trash out the window: children find it later... and cheat it!

Do you want a trick? We go to my place, have sex, and then... you disappear!

You and I were lying on the bed,

The stars smiled outside the window,

We already had time to lie down on the bed,

We didn't have time to fall asleep.

The caress just remained

Lips touched the close mouth,

They just exuded blissful lubricant,

Sex and sports began quietly.

The arms hugged me more and more,

The body was giving a massage to the body,

The muscles became more and more free,

Amploidy went into a frenzy...

Unusual declarations of love. declaration of love to a guy, a man. the most exclusive and original confessions. ways and methods.

An unusual declaration of Love to a guy, a man. The most exclusive and original confessions.

The most unusual thing in life is peace. The most important thing is love. Combine the unusual and the beautiful! Live in a world of love!

Love is wonderful. Sometimes, however, the banality that concerns her gets boring. People are looking for more and more new ways to express their feelings in an original way.

WITH look how many of them were found! You won't get bored! Unusual declarations of love:

1. In the snow, right under the window, you can write his name and any confession. But not with ordinary paint. The whole unusual thing is that the name should be laid out from candles. The kind that you have often seen and see in cakes. Remember, right? It must be a dark evening. You must have a lighter and a mobile phone. Dial his number, ask him to look out the window. In ten minutes, not earlier. Light the candles, adjusting each of them so that everything is perfect.
2. Come to his house. Talk to him. Just talk. You need to wait until he offers you a cup of tea or coffee. If he offers, tell him that you want to make him some coffee or tea yourself. Instead of sugar, add salt to your drink. The same number of spoons as sugar would put. Do everything so that he doesn’t notice that something is wrong. You can make yourself tea with sugar and drink it with pleasure. You can have coffee. When he asks why you mixed up salt and sugar, say that you oversalted him. Fell in love. And give him your tea. Seal your “absent-mindedness” with a kiss.
3. Find any T-shirt in his things. No inscriptions or pictures. Steal her away from him for a while. Take it to where they apply it to clothes. Ask them to make an inscription with a confession (you can figure out which one for yourself). Tell me what color and size the inscription should be. Pay the money. And everything will be done in the best possible way! No one had ever given him such a surprise! Then, choosing a convenient time, give him this T-shirt in person, or leave it in the most visible place…. He definitely needs to notice her.
4. An unusual confession can also be written on a mug. Also, of course, not independently. There are mugs that, when heated, “show” a pattern or many patterns on them. Why not space for imagination? Specialists will put whatever you want on the mug. You can, to make it more “pretty,” put yours on it. No general photos? Take a photo or use only his photo. In general, it will be beautiful!
5. Confess your love on the radio! What's unusual? The fact is that the whole country will hear your confession. And he (your beloved) will be pleased to realize this fact. If you are embarrassed to admit your voice, write messages on the air! If there is no obscene or vulgar content in it, the confession will definitely be read and commented on by the radio host.
6. If he doesn’t even know about your feelings for him yet, if you want to confess your feelings “unnoticed”…. This can be arranged! Something like this. You meet in the park. You walk, talk, joke around. The moment your heart is filled with feelings, you begin to confess “from afar.”

Example:

“What gorgeous weather! I like this fine rain, its cool droplets…. I like you too! I love you, to be honest….. What day of the week is it today?”

If you don’t like the methods and methods, watch how others do.

WITH Look at the impressions these unusual people leave:

Karina, 20 years old, Yekaterinburg: I ​​was fourteen…. What a fool I was! Fell in love with one boy. And he seemed to be in love with me too. But he did not talk and did not talk about love. I decided to say everything so as not to suffer. True, I didn't say. I wrote. On the bench. With markers! But I didn’t know that, due to inattention, he would sit on the inscription! He was then wearing snow-white trousers... Which ceased to be snow-white after just a few moments. At first he was angry, he laughed... Then he admitted that no one gave him such surprises. We have not separated and are not planning to. This “unusuality” helped us start a relationship. I'll marry him soon! He proposed to me!

Kamelia, 31 years old, Poltava: My beloved has a big sweet tooth. To make it interesting and useful, I ordered a huge cake. The word “love” was written on it many times. I really liked this cake. Slavik appreciated my efforts. A year later, on our holiday, he also ordered a cake. Even larger in size! It said: “I love you very, very much too!” It was a pity to eat such sweetness.

Antonina, 23 years old, Zaslavl: My aunt works as an elevator operator. I took advantage of this and asked her to stop the elevator for a few minutes while my beloved and I were riding in it. Auntie couldn't refuse me. In those moments I told him how much I loved him. It's good that he doesn't suffer from claustrophobia. I bought my aunt three boxes of her favorite chocolates. She said that she is the coolest aunt in the world. And Artemka and I have been together for a long time... And our love does not fade away. True, now he avoids elevators. Walks on foot up all the stairs. I was probably scared by the unusual nature of my confession.

What did you come up with? What unusual thing have you prepared for your beloved guy? Choose from the above. Or turn on all the cells of your imagination. Any option is unusual. If your love is real.

Don't worry if nothing comes to mind. Creative crisis happens to everyone.

To be continued. . .

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Declarations of love to a guy in verse

“It’s like I’m in a fairy tale”

It's like I'm in a fairy tale

When we met you.

All the words in the world will not be enough,

To express my love.

I've never loved so much

I've never flown like that.

You have become the sweetest thing for me,

Be with me forever!

"Best guy in the world"

You are the best guy in the world,

And I don’t hope for the case

But the feelings cannot be expressed in words,

Can't even describe them in dreams!

I can turn the Earth around,

To prove your love!

"You are my other half"

You are my best in the world,

And this verse is dedicated to you.

You and I are alone on the planet -

Let's divide the love into two.

You can read in the depths of my eyes,

How I love you madly

You are my other half,

And you will remain her forever!

"Without you my heart burns"

Without you my heart burns

And I live with you again.

The thought of happiness warms me,

Let it happen in reality.

I confess to you my feelings,

I love you very much.

Even if sometimes I feel sad,

But you will warm my soul!

"When the heart beats in sync"

When the heart beats in sync,

When eyes meet

When from strong feelings of immeasurable

A tear rolls down involuntarily

I understand that it's the same as before

I will never be again

After all, life has given great happiness -

Love you with all my heart!

“I decided to confess to you”

I decided to confess to you

That I have loved you for a long time!

I forgot about everything in the world,

I always catch your every glance!

Could you love so purely

As selfless as I am?

And this feeling is so radiant

I love, love, love you!

“We often argue pointlessly”

We often argue pointlessly

“We break up” sometimes -

Characters from all the stories

What comes from word of mouth.

Every girl, however,

A hero is seen in dreams,

And fate gives me signs,

Why should I be with you!

“I can’t be silent”

If a girl confesses her love -

That says a lot

You keep this confession,

Let it inspire you to heroism!

Yes, I'm telling you - I love you,

Although this is not easy for me,

Still, I can’t remain silent,

And I give you a piece of the sun!

"I love you and happy soul"

Say that I love you

That I’m ready to give everything for you,

Your dreams, and heart, and hopes -

All this will not show tender feelings!

I love you and happy soul,

That I meet you every day!

Now you know everything, now you see

I hope you won't offend me!

“I love you, mon amour!”

Brutal, daring, proud of himself,

I'm probably used to winning.

To be with any beauty,

You don't have to wait long.

But for some reason you don't look

On faces in glamorous paint.

You cherish and cherish me alone.

I love you, mon amour!

“Today I’m talking about love”

I'm talking about love today

Which is a hundred times stronger than all earthly feelings,

I give it from my heart to my dear one

A gentle kiss and this verse.

If you're nearby, it's so easy for me.

The big world is bright and beautiful.

And the soul soars so high

He only wants one thing - to be with you...

“It will be a good day”

It will be a good day, I know.

Together with me at this hour

You wake up and, smiling,

You'll go to the kitchen to put some tea on.

And you and I at the same time

Taking the kettles off the stove...

And today certainly

You and I will meet each other!

“I want to hug you so much!”

I can neither eat nor sleep.

I want to hug you so much!

I will remember your lips, shoulders -

My soul will feel better.

You turned my head

There is no more strength from love.

Call and I will come...

I just LOVE YOU!

“I can’t live a day without you”

I can't live a day without you

And not a night to live in peace.

It's just cold without you.

There's simply no point in living anymore.

So hear my love,

My beloved and dearest.

And in return, give me yours.

I want to always be with you!

“I’m looking forward to meeting you again”

I'm looking forward to meeting you again,

I'm burning with impatience.

I want to hug you by the shoulders,

And whisper “I love you” to you.

I want to smile at each other

Enjoy every moment.

And be the happiest person in the world,

And the best couple on the planet!

“It’s very difficult to confess your love”

It's very difficult to confess love,

Sometimes it’s simply impossible -

After all, timidity and shame always dream,

Even though it tears you apart from the inside

I have this feeling today,

But still I will become brave -

And I'll scream to the whole planet,

About the fact that I love you!

“I want to be with you!”

you from the moment we met

At night I see in my dreams.

Although they say that time heals,

But it won't help me.

And everything I need to be happy is

Make eye contact with you.

It's so hard to tame feelings

I want to be with you!

“You and I have been together recently”

You and I have been together recently,

We are the bride and groom

It’s still difficult to name

I just want to say -

When I met you,

Love came to life in my heart!

Maybe the times will come -

And they will call us family!

“I get lost next to you”

I get lost next to you,

Sometimes I don't know what to say

I laugh inappropriately, I immediately repent:

You may not understand everything correctly.

After all, I, a reasonable girl,

I don't recognize myself.

The soul of a ballad draws thinly

With a simple plot: I love you!

"I will always be there"

I'll be close

I'll be there

All my tenderness

I'll give it as a reward

I'll take it in my palms

Warmth and affection,

To you with love

I give it for good luck!

"My declaration of love"

Love is like water to me

All living things around are nourished,

Love for me is forever,

Only she conquers me.

Declaration of love at this hour

I am sending you, dear friend,

I will say without unnecessary embellishment -

I love you and I don’t hide it!

“I will protect my love from the snow”

I will protect my love from the snow,

From an evil word or person!

I wouldn't trade her for anything

And the time to tell about it has come!

I love you like I have never loved you in my life,

I forgot about everything, my dear!

You are the best guy and so desirable

I will wait tirelessly for an answer!

“You are the only one in the entire Universe”

You are the only one in the entire Universe,

My happiness and my destiny,

You are extraordinary luck,

It’s so wonderful to live lovingly!

And today with joy and pride

I'm only talking about you,

So that life becomes a beautiful story,

And love is only joy in fate!

“I truly fell in love!”

Here we are again silent with effort,

We're losing the thread of the conversation.

But we are attracted to each other -

We know this very well!

I'll tell you the main thing

I haven't decided yet:

Let us know each other recently,

But I truly fell in love!

Declarations of love for a guy or a girl in verse

“Love is a theorem that needs to be proven anew every day,” said Archimedes.

Do you think it’s easy to confess your feelings to a girl? That's right - it's difficult, the words that come to mind, as a rule, are completely wrong... but you want the declaration of love to be romantic, beautiful, in general, the very best. And especially if this is all for the first time...

Yes, even if not for the first time, should this make recognition any less sincere, beautiful, exciting and touching? After all, by tying ourselves with family ties, we are not freed from the pleasant need to speak tender words of love to each other every day, perhaps even in poetry, but in prose it is somehow more familiar. However, no one can deny the importance of this.

Doesn't the very expression “declaration of love” confuse you? Somehow it sounds too pompous, because no one asks you to do this every day with a bouquet of red roses by candlelight. But to say to your beloved “Good morning, honey!”, add a couple of compliments (or better yet, more;)), kisses, coffee in bed - this is already quite possible... well, at least on weekends? :)

Or wish good night to your loved one? how simple! But this is also a declaration of one’s feelings, of love. And may you wish your soulmate good night every day by personally kissing him on the cheek, sending a kiss on ICQ, or sending an SMS to your loved one - the main thing is to do it sincerely, in a fit of feeling, and to understand that these little things make up our relationship. So give declarations of love to your girlfriend, girlfriend, even your wife - “and it will come back to you more than once.”

Another important point is how to present and realize your recognition? Send an SMS to your loved one or secretly leave a note? Maybe it’s better to call and confess over the phone? Or invite you on a date? Not long ago I came across one original method. The guy recorded himself on camera, saying one word a day, then edited a confession film and sent it to his beloved. Beautiful, isn't it? I wonder what answer he received? History is silent, but I want to believe in the best, after all, the man tried, he uttered words for almost a year - 360 words! Yes, the girl was waiting resolutely for a step from the guy, she waited and waited, she could have fallen out of love in just a year! and all this time he was writing a confession...

I need to take this method into account, but I’ll just keep in mind that a word a day is probably too much, and you can live alone until retirement.

It's much easier to confess your love on Valentine's Day, when everyone gives each other Valentines. You can even without signing, maybe the little man himself will guess from whom. But here, of course, you can’t guess, what if you feel the urge to talk about your feelings in the summer?

Another interesting method came across on the forum. You can take it, on the reverse side of which you can write a beautiful verse, or a confession in your own words - it doesn’t matter if we are talking about true love! And then cut this beautiful card into pieces. Yes, just take it and cut it with scissors. Fold the pieces into an envelope and send to your favorite recipient. And let him (she) suffer after receiving your letter. But so much intrigue!

You can also send a love song to your mobile phone completely anonymously, like this:

Send recognition to mobile

I love you - song to a Woman: I like you and so R. Rozhdestvensky: It all starts with love A. Pushkin: I remember a wonderful moment I whisper your name in a dream Declaration of love (Group T9)

In general, come up with interesting ways, your declaration of love will only benefit from this!

I love you very much, do you hear?

I can’t live without you, you know?

You’re barely audible in your sleep,

When you hug me tightly.

I'm with you forever, do you believe me?

My dear and beloved, you know?

You will quickly dispel my fears,

You console me like no one else.

Will you tell me that you love me, will you?

Will you kiss me and hug me?

Will you tell me what you dream about?

Will you never leave me? ©

SMS flirting. the best sms messages for your loved one. declarations of love, pleasant wishes, vulgar wishes))

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• We missed very important news. Night Internet in MTS is no longer until 8...
• Yes, this is 3G and their company can only row for nothing. I have...

from Victor

• Yes, this 3G and their company can only row money for nothing. I have...

from Victor

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from Ryabokon Georgy Fedot.

• Well, the Chinese make quality goods there, we would like something like this (bisone.pp....
• I connected VK in the settings, did everything and the notification only came...
• The Diallog operator has been gone for a long time. They became BelCel again. Correct me...

from Alexander

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SMS vulgar, SMS vulgar jokes

SMS vulgar jokes...

The roof claps its hands: “Thank you everyone, it’s a good plan.”

The blanket ran away, the sheet flew away, And the pillow, like a frog, ran away from me. I for a candle - it goes into the stove. I for a book - then run. More marijuana like this, I won’t buy

I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and funny, but I don’t fit on the screen.

Your eyes are so beautiful, Like flowers in a spring meadow. I’ll rape you anyway, Because I really want to!

I can’t forget you, I dream about you at night. Your delicate smell, taste and color stand before my eyes. When you are not with me, Everything in life is so sad, I cannot live without you, My dear is BEER!

Well, hello man...

Tip of the day - to prevent your milk from running away, tie the cow tightly

You want? .. Me too. ... ... Yes, come on... ... .. more... yes...... mmm... ... Thank you, you and I had great GSM sex

Don't be born beautiful, but have an ugly one.

Scientists have found that most lesbians and gays read text messages with their right thumb. DON'T HIDE YOUR FINGER, YOU'RE GOT A BUNNY!!!

It’s raining outside the window again, again I’m a little sad,

Tears are falling from heaven, you sent me an SMS!

I'll give you some advice, friend:

Never be shy

If a guy cheats

Come and hit me in the face!

If a guy laughs at you, spit in his face and let him choke.

If you want to marry smart, handsome and rich, you will have to marry three times.

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Statuses declaration of love to a guy, girl (confession)

My gentle angel! From the moment I saw you, my heart remained in your captivity for centuries. I love you

Someday the day will come when you will understand how much I loved you. When that day comes, I promise I will still be waiting for you.

When we first confessed our love to each other, I wasn’t sure it was all serious. But, looking back at the path we have traveled, I understand that I can no longer live without you.

No matter how much trouble my daughter gives me, I still love her madly!!!

and I love him very much. to the point of goosebumps. to the point of trembling. to a hoarse groan. when he hands. on the skin. lips. along the neck. more tenderly, more tenderly... a little bolder. there is no one in the world more important.

I still remember.. do you think I forgot?.. no.. and you still look at me with loving eyes.. and I... I continue to live... but I realize that for you I am LIFE.. ..

I'm sorry, but I can't find any kind words.

I just want to say that I love you.

I love you as brightly as the sunlight fills the darkness. And today I want to confess that I love you very much!

Darling, without you, I have neither yesterday, nor today, nor tomorrow.

Today, tomorrow, after tomorrow, I want to be with you, I want you to be with me, I want to love you! I want to say you are the best, you are the ideal of my dreams! And I know one thing for sure, that we will be together!

My girlfriends envy me, my friends envy me, because I have the best husband in the world!!!

You are light for me, you are darkness for me, if you are not there, I just go crazy. I will wait for you, I will burn bridges. Just be able to understand that in my heart there is only you!

My sun, you are what I always wanted, you mean the whole world to me. I hope that I will never part with you because I love you with all my heart!!!

I love just watching you laugh, I love calling you my angel, I love just looking into your eyes and I can only tell you? I LOVE YOU!?

How good it is that you exist in this world!

I'm not afraid of storms or snow.

My beloved, (Name),

I want to be with you always!

I cannot live without you, without you I am deprived of happiness, I cannot love another, I am captivated by your spell, in your power!

I so want to cuddle up to you, touch my lips to yours, warm my hands on yours, hug you and never let go! I love you!

(Lover's name), I love you madly! You are the dearest person to me! You are the clearest sun that makes me happy every day!

Tired of being alone, maybe you can meet me? I invite you to tea, I promise a nice evening.

A confession once untold may remain untold forever.

You are a wonderful and very dear person to me. I really want you to be happy, and I will be grateful to you if you allow me to take part in this.

My sweet cat, I love you madly! You are the dearest person to me! You are the clearest sun that makes me happy every day!

I feel sad and sad without you, I miss you, and the white light is not dear to me, understand that my life cannot be happy when you are not with me!

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Ever since we were in school, we have heard about the magical power of words. Remember the lines: “You can kill with a word, or you can save, even lead regiments…”. It is unlikely that we will need to “lead the shelves”, but what about seduction? After all, this is such a powerful weapon that can excite a lover even from a distance. Unobtrusively hint, prepare for a hot meeting, give anticipation of a passionate night of love.

How can you “turn on” a man and awaken uncontrollable erotic fantasies with the help of a small message? Experienced girls use vulgar SMS for this purpose.

Surely he will appreciate your sexual hint by reading one of these phrases:

• Press down. Stronger, even stronger. Oh-oh-oh yes-yes-yes. Gently move your hand across the screen. I want more! It was the best phone sex of my life!
• Dear cat, your pussy has already fluffed up its tail. I am waiting! (Or, as an option, “Your cat has powdered her fluffiest place, she’s waiting for you, don’t be late!”)
• My knight, work hard, just make sure you don’t overdo it and don’t break your sword. It will be very useful to us today!
• I wanted to send you something sexy, exciting, passionate, but the problem is, I can’t fit it into SMS.
• I would kill the flies that were making love on your desk. There’s no point in them having sex where we haven’t tried yet!

• Today's horoscope calls for a lot of hot sex. Beware!
• Found a great recipe. 300 grams of hot passion pepper, a pinch of hot kisses, hugs to taste. I recommend regular use at any time of the day.
• A hot nut is looking for a bolt so that it can be repaired quickly.
• I fell under...shower. Clothes are wet. Especially panties. Do you want me?
• In the books they write that knowledge is not transmitted sexually. Let's check it out?
• In case of fire, call 01. Do you need a roof? Then dial 02. If there is a roof, but periodically moves, they will help you with number 03. Do you want me? Call, you know the number.
• Each bunny needs to bring his own carrot to the warm hole. The mink is already ready.
• Today I am especially immodest. I'm burning with passion. Cool me down quickly!
• Doctors forbid eating a lot of sweets. But how can I give up on you? (Or, as an option, “I want you for tea, for dessert!”)
• I remember yesterday’s meeting and the goosebumps in my lower stomach. I want to repeat it!

For greater effect, along with a message, you can send your loved one your erotic photos or a voice message with a declaration of love.

Message with subtext

To lift your spirits, an SMS with deep subtext and subtle humor is suitable for your lover. After reading such a message, the chosen one will not be able to hold back a smile and will definitely write something pleasant in response. Interesting examples of such SMS to a man:

• Come on, do THIS! I will be very pleased. I want it right now, I’m burning with desire! Well, what are you waiting for? Do it... Send me a message.
• At night I will crawl under the covers, find the sweetest tender spot and suck for a long time. Sly mosquito!
• I want to make my head spin. I’ll put you to bed so that it’s hot, makes you sweat, and makes you moan for a whole week! Signed: flu.
• Do you want to snuggle closely with a hot body? Feel the breath on your face? Sweat, move back and forth, changing positions frequently? Get on the crowded bus, my little libertine!
• I know all your private parts. Ready to caress them with my body. You are my delight. Your washcloth.

• I want to caress him with my tongue. He's so sweet. I only think about him, although for a long time I was embarrassed to admit it to you. We enjoyed it last evening. You know what I'm talking about, right?...Dark chocolate.
• Do you know what I'm thinking? How smooth, tender, sweet it is. I want to run my tongue, touch my lips...Oh, how I love bananas!

Erotic poems

Perhaps the guy will also like poems on the theme of eroticism. Choose an option to suit your taste and please your partner:

• My soul is so eager for you, there are almost no clothes left, take me, beloved, passionately, because every day is wonderful with you!
• Only the Kama Sutra can change a gloomy morning. I’m waiting for you, dear, beloved, there will be unique sex.
• Do you love me? Admit it, you don’t hide your passion. Come on, honey, take off your clothes! Come, I'm all yours!
• The smell in the room is like I miss you. Just press your hips and you will plunge into me.
• You make my whole body tremble, I really wanted this. Again the heat, again the ecstasy, there will be a night just for us!
• I will give myself all up, without a trace, with you so sweet and sweet next to me. I'm burning in the heat of love's expectations. Slave to your desires.
• Honey, I don't have a complex. I'll get turned on by a kiss. Distance is a barrier. I will be glad to meet you.
• I will give you such love that you will moan from a kiss. Night. Moon. Tangles of the body. After all, I wanted you so much!
• It’s cold in the empty bed, fog has settled on the windows. Let's start some fires and make the windows shake!
• Can you come up to me? Let's have some fun in the bedroom!
• With lips dry from desire I will caress your beloved shoulders. With such gentle hands I will instantly heal all wounds and pain.

Conclusion

We hope your lover will be happy to receive the naughty messages we have collected. They will definitely help you get more amazing emotions from each other.

• How to write a letter of erotic content to your loved one in order to convey to him all your feelings of body and soul?
• How to ignite his feelings and make them mutual?

Erotic mail

Darling, hello! I am writing to you because emotions overwhelm me and overwhelm me again. Please read everything from beginning to end. This is important to me because you will read a lot of "brilliance" that comes from my soul.

When I first saw you, I started going crazy. From your appearance... You are so desirable..... From the ends of your hair to your very toes! Yes, there are no people like you... No, because...

My wishes

I want to touch you, gently, gently, stroking every centimeter of your body. Touch with fingers, hands, tongue. Which one do you like best? I really love touching your baby. Do you remember which part of your body I call that and why? Not in order to humiliate your dignity, but in order to express my love and passion for you.

I remember how you undressed me, quietly, carefully, as if you were afraid of something. But I was afraid in vain. I am yours! I'm completely yours! I'm so annoyed by the way you undress me... I'm ready to kiss your hands. Is it possible?.. First - arms, then - neck, chest, tummy, and further, further.... You love to kiss me in this order. I learned this from you. I also learned to search and find certain areas. Your whole body is covered with them! I'm proud of it, but surprised. I have never met anyone like you anywhere or ever. With what pleasure I enjoy you, dreaming of drinking you to the bottom, my angel...

Your divine warmth is my talisman

I love it when our bodies touch. The most beautiful moment... When you enter me, caressing me first, without ceasing…. You can do it! You can caress so sweetly that I could never say “no” to you. I am ready to give myself to you at any time (night and day). I remember how you ignite when I tell you “take me, my love...”. You are burning, and I love to tell you all this over and over again... Talk and repeat... Almost any second! I love it when you get turned on. I love feeling your baby swell…. I love picking it up and playing with it with my manicured nails. I know how to do this without hurting you. You should have seen your eyes in these moments! In their brilliance there is a thrill of peace. I can read in your eyes that you want more and more, that you want these games to never end. And I’m ready to continue them until infinity!

It's nice to see that you're happy

I get excited when I see that you enjoy being with me. It seems that at such a moment you are capable of anything for me. But I don't like to use you. All I need is your body. The whole body is yours! I can’t live without him anymore! You will say that I am the most vulgar vulgarity in the Universe, but I will not pay any attention to it. I will undress you again, abruptly throwing every piece of clothing far outside the room. As long as you do the same with my clothes…. I will kiss you tirelessly. Kissing you is something magical. I'm sorry that sometimes I bite and you feel pain. I don't do this on purpose, honestly. My love just overwhelms me, I stop controlling myself completely. Why am I explaining when you understand everything yourself?.. I’m sure that you feel the same. But you don’t say it, but give it away with hugs….

In my memories

I remember our first time. It had everything. First - the moon, champagne, stars, music, night. Then - confessions, the silkiness of the sheets, the fiery passions... Your moans, which burst out as if to freedom from the depths of your soul, suddenly... You yourself were scared then and didn’t expect it. I even felt ashamed, although I didn’t need to. You heard my moans too. They have always (were and are) real, and not some kind of arrogant, not artificial.

You love my moans so much! You compare them to the music of passion. You do everything to make the moans flow like a river. You turn me on...Oh, how you do it! I remember how you whispered my name. And I whispered yours in response, as if the most dear words in the world. Then she whispered something like “more…. more…. more….". Yes, I don’t even remember if these were the words. The main thing is how we felt when our bodies and hearts flew away from the feelings...

By the way, about flights of feelings...

Do you know what I want when we meet again? I want you to enter me, and after sex I don’t try to get it out. I want to feel and sense you inside me. It's a strange desire, isn't it? And we, women, all have some oddities...

I also want us not to waste (waste) every minute. I want it to be like that time in the hotel... Do you remember how we made love without stopping? We forgot about food, and about time, and about fatigue..... We lived in each other! We just drank, grapefruit juice during breaks, and ran to the shower. After the shower - intimate again... So - for several days on end. If you told your friends, they would definitely be jealous! By the way, you asked if the size of your baby suits me? He is better than I expected! And how much can he do... Amazing! The main thing is that he can do a lot without getting tired. Sexual giant! I hope you are not offended by my compliment? I never told it to anyone! Your baby is the most tender. Because when it was our first time, I didn’t feel any pain during the first intimacy. Oh, how confusing the phrases are! These are all emotions, emotions...

I hope no one reads my letter except you? I don’t consider our telephone conversations that we “met” when you were on business trips to be vulgar. We missed each other so much! I wonder if the operators were listening to us? We should have heard enough of this! It all started, of course, with questions and very banal ones... “What are you wearing now?”, “What panties are you wearing?”, “What color are your panties?” I liked it all so much... I just couldn’t sleep afterwards. I really wanted to feel you so much... I know that I won’t let you go anywhere else!

I can't live without you

I can’t live without your body... You are my desired handsome man... Take care of yourself please. And take care of your strength so that we can enjoy each other like this for a long, long time. I want you, I love you... Take me, dear! I'm already waiting for you... When you see me, you will understand what a gift you got!

I kiss you in all your places!

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Most women believe that only the man should take the initiative in a relationship, which is why most often they behave like snow queens, trying not to show their real emotions. In fact, any man will be pleased if his beloved flirts with him.

Moreover, a woman who knows how to seduce becomes many times more desirable to a representative of the stronger sex. In view of this, if you want to surprise your soulmate, then try to turn on and seduce her from a distance, for example, through telephone correspondence.

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SMS correspondence

As practice shows, a huge number of women seducing their loved ones for the first time via SMS make the same mistake. As a rule, they immediately begin to bombard him with vulgar phrases, thinking that this will turn him on. Undoubtedly, there is a category of guys who will definitely like this behavior. But still, most of the stronger sex like to be intrigued.

Therefore, it will be better if you start your correspondence with an unobtrusive declaration of love or tell him that you had an erotic dream that you would like to bring to life. If you see that a man is interested in what you wrote to him, you can safely move on to more intimate messages, and, if desired, support them with relevant photographs.

SMS exciting guys and men:

• I think about you all day! I want you to be next to me right now, touch me and kiss me tenderly.
• I miss you so much that I think I can smell you in the apartment.
• Darling, it’s only morning, and I’m already looking forward to the evening... I hope you can relax me the same way you did yesterday?
• I’m getting ready to go to bed and don’t know whether to take off your favorite stockings or leave them on. Maybe you can come and help me do this?
• I'm trying to sleep, but I can't. As soon as I close my eyes, I see your beautiful and muscular body and all sorts of vulgarities immediately appear in my head.

A list of pleasant words and phrases that turn on and excite men

List of pleasant words and phrases that turn you on

I would like to say right away that there are no template phrases that will help you seduce a man. Since representatives of the stronger sex, just like women, have different temperaments, one may be given an affectionate nickname that only you know, while another must read frivolous phrases with erotic overtones.

In view of this, before sending an SMS to your chosen one, you should definitely think about whether he will like it. If your significant other is very calm and shy, then it will be better if you start to turn him on with relaxing romantic phrases, for example, write to him that only he makes you laugh and rejoice. If your guy is one of those who loves directness, then feel free to start the correspondence with memories of the previous night together.