The simplest jokes for April 1st. Jokes - pictures, video jokes, funny stories and anecdotes. Fresh jokes and pranks on April Fool's Day for friends

23.06.2020

Nice prank for school. During class, write a note with the words “There is a mop on the ceiling” and pass it to your neighbor at the desk. Tell him to pass the note on after reading it. The effect will be amazing when everyone who reads the note looks up, and so does the teacher!

You can also play a funny prank on your favorite guy by replacing his glove with your own (smaller in size, of course).

You need to ask a friend to stand in the middle of the room with his arms extended forward. Next, insert two matches into your hands (between your index finger and thumb), with their heads facing down. Place the next two matches under the shoes of the friend being played, barely pushing them in. At the end, ask him a question about what month it is. Of course, you will hear in response: “April.” And then the trick: “Why are you skiing then?” We guarantee laughter in the room!

The raffle is suitable for people who are not very well versed in astronomy. It consists of telling the person that today the news reported that a piece of the Sun, during the next flare, came off and is flying towards the Earth. It will reach our planet by the end of this day. And they say that it is not yet known what damage it can cause, but most likely it will be colossal. So far, the details are unknown; scientists are unlikely to be able to do anything in such a short time.

For such a prank, you need to find out when a person is away and then returns home. Throw a decorated box under the door with the inscription “Your surprise from the company” with a note inside - “Your bonus for hard work.” Place your choice of a turtle, lizard, snail or something else inside the box; of course, you need to make sure that the animal has access to air. Also include a business card with the “company” phone number. If you like the surprise, it will also be a gift. If not, he will return to the “company”.

A call at 6 am to a friend - dear, help, robbed at night, beaten, woke up in the morning outside the city - there’s not even a way to get there, no money, I asked the mushroom picker for the phone number (it’s better for a stranger like a mushroom picker to start the conversation - here’s your friend supposedly - all beaten up, etc.). He says where to go... along such and such a highway, bring money. A friend brings money and ends up at a holiday where the table is set for all his friends.

A wonderful joke to play in an establishment with a huge number of visitors. Place a sign indicating the toilet on the door of one of the offices. It will be better if his employees leave the office infrequently. This will give time for jokes until the sign is removed. It's a lot of fun to imagine office workers watching the following scene. “The door to the office quickly opens, another visitor almost runs in and quickly exits with a surprised look.”

On April 1st, you can make such a prank at work to prank your colleagues. Take a 250 gram glass bottle of vodka at home. Pour water there. Place a bottle of water in your bag. At work, you can first start a conversation about a healthy lifestyle, while taking out this bottle and drinking water from it. You could also offer one of your colleagues a drink from this bottle. It will be especially funny if a person drinks who has never drunk before.

The method is hopelessly shabby, but surprisingly effective. If you have a good group of friends and need to play “the most gloomy one”, then there is a good way to cheer up. At ordinary get-togethers, you offer to smoke new cigarettes, a gift from some distant mutual acquaintance. In a few minutes you can do whatever you want: throw 10 chickens into the room, get dirty with paint, or even quietly turn on some kind of melody. The main thing is to pretend that no one notices anything. The look of confusion on your friend's face will lift your spirits for a long time.

1. In any city there is either a river, a swamp or a reservoir - in general, some kind of water body. So, when driving over water in public transport, you need to look out the window, feign great surprise and exclaim loudly: “Look - dolphins!!!” It will be very fun when everyone, with their mouths open, falls to the windows.

2. Cool prank for April 1: if your city has a metro, you can take advantage of such a fortunate circumstance. Get into the carriage, and when the electric train starts moving, pretend that you pressed the button to communicate with the driver. Say so that everyone can hear: “Please, a Coke and a pack of chips in such and such a carriage!”, or something like that. After that, with the calmest expression on your face, wait for the next stop. On it, your friend should enter the same doors opposite which you are standing, ask who ordered Coke and chips, and hand them to you. And you have to pay money for the order. But all this must happen very quickly so that the “courier-waiter” jumps out of the car before the doors close. People are shocked!

And now the main joke for April 1: you press the button again and say: “Until the end without stopping!” You can imagine the reaction of passengers!

3. For this April Fool's joke, you need some kind of crowd of people, for example, a trolleybus or tram stop. A man runs past her “in the form” of a deer, i.e. or with real antlers on the head or placing hands with fingers in a “fan” to the head, shouting at the top of his lungs: “I am a deer!!! I am a deer!!!” And he safely disappears around the corner of a nearby house. A minute later, “hunters” run past the same stop with toy guns or with dummies of machine guns, at the same time asking people if a deer ran through here?!

4. If suddenly it’s already so warm in your locality that the fountains are turned on, squeeze out dishwashing detergent into the fountain pool. There will be so much foam that it will cover the entire nearby area!!!

5. On April 1, April Fool's Day, you can do another cool little thing: 2 people who are at least somewhat similar in appearance, for example, in length or hair color, dress the same, at least in things of the same color. And they are located at neighboring transport stops, or rather close to them. For example, a trolleybus arrives at the first stop. Just before it departs or when it is already closing the doors and starting to move, one of the dressed guys appears and tries to catch up with the trolleybus, but does not have time. The transport is leaving. At the next stop, a seemingly out of breath second participant comes in the door and, breathing heavily, declares: “Whoa, I barely caught up!”

6. At a family dinner, place a small flat magnet under the tablecloth for one of the family members. And on the tablecloth, as expected, there are cutlery. It will be funny when a person tries to take a spoon/fork/knife. The main thing is that there should not be a plate of hot soup near the person, because it can easily spill out!

7. Pranks and jokes on April 1 in the company: a game is played “Guess the body part using your fingers,” but blindfolded. One person is blindfolded, while the other is intended to be poked. After several successful or not so good guesses about which part of the body the first person hit, cut halves of a tomato are placed under his fingers! The guesser pokes at them, and then the other one, the “victim,” immediately begins to scream that his eye has been gouged out! The joke is evil, so it can only be played on a mentally calm and stable person!

8. If you are walking with a group of friends, pointing your hand to the sky, exclaim: “Look, a dead bird is flying!” Everyone will, of course, watch. A joke to match April Fool's Day!

9. In the dormitory, nail or glue the slippers of one of the students to the shelf with something. He gets up, his feet are in slippers, but they don’t come off the floor!

10. You call the person and in a serious voice inform them that you are from the housing office, and warn them that both cold and hot water will be turned off in half an hour. Advise you to fill up all available containers, saying that there may not be water for a couple of days. After the specified time, you call back again: “Did you get water? Heat it up! We’ll bring the elephant to wash soon!”

On April Fool's Day, April 1, it is customary to play pranks on each other. On this day, smiling and joking is considered a good omen. Have you already prepared pranks for your friends, relatives and colleagues? If not, then we are happy to offer you a selection of the funniest pranks for April 1st.

How to play on April 1

Draws at home. Give your family a real April Fool's morning! Let your family's day begin with an innocent joke addressed to them!

  • While everyone is sleeping, you need to squeeze out the contents from a tube of toothpaste and use a syringe to pour sour cream into it.
  • Choose a piece of clothing that a person will wear outside and put a spool of thread in your pocket. Thread the end of the thread outward. The thread, of course, will not go unnoticed, but anyone who wants to remove it will have to pull the thread for a long time until the spool runs out, or until he himself realizes that this is an April Fool's joke.
  • Place a box on a tall cabinet whose bottom can be easily opened. Pour confetti into the box and ask a member of your household to help you get it out. Confetti spills onto his head.
  • You can sew pieces of fur in the armpit area to a person’s jacket. It will be funny when a person raises his hands.

Pranks at work. How to cheer up your work colleagues and joke with your boss?

  • If there is someone in your office who is not very computer savvy, tell them about email. Start the conversation casually so that he doesn’t suspect anything. Suddenly remember that they should send you a hundred rubles by email. You open the computer’s disk drive and, as if nothing had happened, you get the money, which, of course, you put there in advance.
  • Use double-sided tape to attach everything that is on your boss or colleague's desk to the table.
  • Set clocks forward one hour throughout the office. Let your boss or colleague think that you are late. Time confusion will haunt you all day!

Pranks for your significant other. Laughter prolongs not only life, but also relationships!

  • Invite a girl to a restaurant. The moment she goes to the toilet, pay the bill. At the end of dinner, frightenedly tell her that you forgot your wallet and inform her that you will have to run away from the restaurant.
  • Send your beloved a bouquet of flowers home with a signature from some Vasya or Petya. When you come home, you will be surprised and ask who the bouquet is from. Start being jealous and suspicious of her. Let him justify himself. At the end of the draw, do not forget to admit to her that you sent the bouquet.
  • Hide all of your man's socks, leaving one in each pair. Let him go to work in multi-colored socks, it’s April 1st after all!

Remember that jokes and pranks on April 1 should not be angry and caustic. Be sure to think about whether the person will be offended by your joke. Well, and of course, after the drawing, expect Alaverda in your address! We wish you good luck and don't forget to press the buttons and

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This day holds the record for the number of draws of the year. By the way, being offended by April Fools' pranks is considered bad manners.

Sputnik Georgia has prepared a selection of “jokes” for those who want to prank their household, friends, colleagues, classmates on April Fool’s Day and cheer up those around them - relatives, friends or just passers-by.

How to prank your household

When you wake up early, add children's clothes to the adults and parents' clothes to the children, replace the slippers with a larger or smaller size. You can put slippers of different sizes, hide one sock from a different pair, or stitch a sock, and so on.

If you are not too lazy to spend a little time preparing the prank, you can sew up the sleeves or trouser legs of your household members’ clothes with a thin, easily torn thread late the night before. You can also sew the sleeve to the trouser leg or sew up the neckline. Such innocent jokes will turn the process of dressing into a game and put all family members in a positive mood.

You can remember the jokes that we did more than once in childhood - to paint the face of a sleeping person with toothpaste, ketchup or another quickly washed off mixture, and to cover the soap with colorless varnish so that it does not foam.

You can also squeeze out the toothpaste, and instead use a syringe to fill the tube with milk, sour cream or mayonnaise. By the way, milk will be funnier.

Also, the faucet divider can be tinted with liquid dye - blue or red, as a result, blue or red water will flow from the faucet. By the way, the latter are scarier.

You can pour a detergent into the toilet that foams well, or put dry pasta under the toilet seat, and when someone sits on it, it will crack as if it is broken.

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You can carry out various manipulations with cosmetics. For example, replace face cream or deodorant with butter.

In the kitchen, according to tradition, you can replace sugar with salt, add pepper to coffee - this drink is very invigorating in the morning, especially on April 1st. But it would be funnier to make a fried egg from sour cream and half a canned peach and serve with jelly instead of juice.

The list of various jokes is endless, and it doesn’t matter how you prank your family on April Fool’s Day. Most importantly, remember that this is a great opportunity to have fun with the whole family.

How to prank your friends

There are many jokes related to the phone. For example, call a friend from an unknown phone number and say the following text: “Hello, is this Durov’s corner? Do you need a talking horse? Just don’t hang up, you know how hard it is to dial with your hoof!”

Or, call a friend and ask him not to answer the phone for a few minutes because the operator is on the line and he could get an electric shock. After a while, call back, and if your friend picks up, let out a heart-rending scream. This prank is not for the faint of heart, so joke in such a way as not to harm your loved one.

For the next draw, you need to enable forwarding on your mobile phone to any number - for example, a government agency, hairdresser, bathhouse or rest home. The surprise of people calling you will know no bounds when, instead of your greeting, they hear an unfamiliar voice pronouncing the name of the organization.

You can prank your friend by placing a fart pillow on him. To make the pad more difficult to notice, it is better to place it under the seat cushion. Just make sure there is somewhere for the air to escape.

You can successfully make fun by offering cola with ice. Only the ice should be filled with Mentos chewing candy. After the ice melts and the cola reacts with the mentos, a real fountain is guaranteed.

You can also prank your girlfriend in the following way, which is called a “secret admirer.” You should order a gorgeous bouquet and include an anonymous note indicating the place and time of the meeting, and a request to bring this very bouquet with you.

You need to send a man unknown to her to meet your girlfriend, but he must come with his companion. Approaching your friend, he must take the bouquet from her and solemnly present it to his companion. But in order not to drive your loved one to the brink, you need to immediately appear and hand over flowers intended specifically for her.

If you work with a friend in the same office or get to his workplace without interference, you can cover it with stickers on which you first write declarations of love, good wishes, and so on. Or simply throw toys at his workplace, for example, frogs, various rattlers, and so on.

By the way, you can throw a party with friends and ask each of them to prepare several comic competitions for the evening, and before the end of the holiday, sum up the results and award a prize for the most successful draw.

How to prank your colleagues

The easiest prank to perform is to cover the mouse with tape and watch your perplexed colleague or colleagues. You can draw or write something cool on the tape: “I’ll be there after lunch, your little mouse.”

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Or hide the mouse altogether by placing a note with drawn footprints and the words: “Don’t look for me, I found a more caring daddy.” You can also tape everything on it to your colleague’s desk with double-sided tape - pens, pencils, keyboard, notepad, mouse, phone, and so on.

An explosion of laughter in the office is guaranteed by a fan honking under a colleague's chair.

Wait until your colleague leaves the office for a while, and change the birthday on his Facebook page to April 1, and watch his (her) reaction when they are bombarded with congratulations.

Want to prank all your employees at the same time? Bring to work a box of delicious cakes or sweets with the inscription April 1st. At the same time, just in passing, say that you don’t want something. I guarantee that no one will touch these goodies, as everyone will wonder what you did with them.

You can also bring a box of sweet pillows to the office, for example, “Taste the Crunch”, after replacing the contents with Whiskas pillows, and observe the reaction of your colleagues to the “sweet” pillows.

You can print out your boss’s order to change the vacation schedule and post it on the notice board. Or say that half of each employee’s salary will be transferred to the organization’s fund.

If your boss has a sufficient sense of humor, you can prank him or her, or maybe them. For example, the whole team should write resignation letters of their own free will and bring them for signature at the same time. True, there is a danger that the boss will actually sign these statements.

You can also write applications asking for financial assistance in the amount of 10 salaries in connection with the birth of quintuplets, a flight to Venus, the arrival of aliens, and so on, it all depends on the flight of your imagination.

How to prank teachers and classmates

For teachers, April 1 has always been a difficult day, as young pranksters await pranks at every step, for whom this day brings indescribable joy.

Schoolchildren are more inventive than adults. The range of their jokes and pranks is quite extensive, and one can only envy their imagination.

Among the most common school pranks is sticking stickers to the backs of classmates with inscriptions of various contents, such as “I’ll ride with the breeze” or “whoever doesn’t have a horse, sit on me.”

The old joke, “where did you get so dirty” always works. You can also offer someone a soda, shaking the bottle well beforehand.

A simple prank that always works. On a piece of paper write “there is a broom on the ceiling” and pass it around the class. One of the classmates who reads it will definitely raise his head up, then the next one, and so on. And along with them, the teacher begins to look at the ceiling, trying to understand what is happening.

If you're not afraid of the teacher's righteous anger, you can use the old trick and rub the chalkboard with dry soap. In this case, you won’t be able to write on the blackboard with chalk. But keep in mind that you will have to wash the board yourself later.

Nowadays, almost every schoolchild has a mobile phone, so you can come up with different jokes related to the phone. Or just put some lipstick on the phone and call him. His ear will be covered in lipstick after he picks up the phone.

For the next trick, take a large cardboard box and cut out the bottom. Place the cardboard on the cabinet so that the bottom fits tightly, fill it with confetti and cover it on top.

By the way, in order for the box to attract the teacher’s attention, you need to write something eye-catching on the side with a bright sticker, like sex for a guy. When the teacher enters the classroom and sees the box, he will try to remove it or ask one of the students to remove it. In any case, the victim will be showered with confetti.

You can prank the teacher by saying that the director is calling him to his office. But we need to have time to hang a poster on the door of the director’s office with the inscription: “Don’t trust anyone on the first of April!”

April Fool's pranks will give you a lot of bright impressions, positive emotions and will be remembered for a long time. So use your imagination, have fun and amuse the people around you.

Just remember that pranks must be adequate to the sense of humor of the person for whom you have prepared jokes for April 1, and observe a sense of proportion in everything, so as not to inadvertently offend someone.

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April Fool's Day is in full swing, and you haven't had a good laugh yet? There is still time until evening. Our jokes will help you. Just, mind you, no evil or dangerous jokes, this is not funny at all.

Family jokes

Who are you?

It's a great idea to change your door lock on April 1st. The very fact of not getting into your own apartment is something unexpected. If you are sure that the nerves of your household members are strong and can withstand more, proceed further. Invite an unfamiliar man (woman) into your house and ask him to open the door at the moment when someone (that unfortunate person you are joking with and who is trying to open the door with the wrong key) is picking the key in the lock. “Who are you?” is a natural question. “What are you doing in OUR apartment?” is also predictable. But what happens next is as your imagination dictates. A stranger can tell a story that last night he bought THIS apartment from a man (according to the description, everything matches), he can even wave some documents under his nose. In general, you can imagine the situation. You'll want to laugh!

Carefully! Just in case, have ammonia on hand, and in the next room a crowd of friends ready to “resolve” the situation at the right moment.

Painting your nails

Painting your dad's or older brother's nails - what could be more fun? The only question is that they will not agree to voluntarily go to such manicure excesses; they will have to act secretly, preferably in their sleep. This prank is most effective when the “test subject” wakes up early in the morning and, in a hurry, does not immediately pay attention to his hands. But when you find yourself behind the wheel or grab the phone to answer a call from your boss, there will be no time for acetone.

As an option - drawings with a permanent marker on open parts of the body.

Soap "non-soap"

Transparent nail polish will help turn soap into a completely non-soapy, useless item that is not clear why it is in the bathroom. Apply a thin layer of varnish to the soap and die laughing while your household tries in vain to “wash out” this piece of uh... bad, in short, piece of soap.

Harmless joke with shoes

While no one is looking, stuff cotton wool or papers into your shoes, but not too much so that they don’t immediately arouse suspicion. When the owners decide to wear shoes, they will find them extremely uncomfortable. Some may pretend that nothing happened and try to walk in shoes that have SUDDENLY become tight, but sooner or later they will still have to check what happened. Are you carrying bricks there? Unnoticedly place something very heavy in a backpack, handbag or purse. For example, brick, stone. The owner will be surprised!

One of my friends’ husbands “threw” a plastic skull and she brought it to work. As an option - a children's pistol, a car. Use your imagination, friends!

Delicious toothpaste

Empty the soft plastic tube with the paste and fill it with mayonnaise. It is most convenient to perform these manipulations using a syringe without a needle. The effect is amazing! You'll want to laugh.

School jokes


Bomb!

Bring a large box, write “BOMB” on it and place it on the cabinet in the farthest corner of the classroom. To make the effect believable, cut paper is poured inside and a loud ticking alarm clock is placed.

Tricky signs or signs are posted around the school. For example: “The toilet doesn’t work, come back tomorrow”, “There is no water and there won’t be any, you need to wash your hands at home”, “April 1 - classes are cancelled”, “The director is angry, don’t enter without chocolate”, etc. The main thing is to act unnoticed so that the teachers were not caught.

"Defective" board

Rub the board with soap, then the chalk will not write.

Yum-yum for me

Pour harmless baby food or crunchy corn flakes into a laundry detergent or cat food box. It’s impressive to take out such a “stuff” and start eating with gusto.

Miracle Egg

Using a syringe, extract the contents from a chicken egg and add plain water. According to all the laws of physics, if there is only one hole and it is small, there is no need to be afraid of backflow. Armed with such a miracle egg, go up to your friend and with the words “I wonder how much your suit costs?”, put the egg in his pocket. While he is “stupid” in bewilderment, slap your pocket hard with your palm. The contents of the egg will leak out...

Office jokes

Spot

Spill milk on your keyboard. To do this, apply PVA glue to the glass, carefully remove the dried film and use it for a prank!

Red nail polish is poured onto the file or any other smooth surface. You can use the “bloody” stain at your discretion.

Smokey!

Temporarily lock the door. Using a hair dryer, use a wide tube to blow baby powder into the cracks of the doorway or into the free space under the door. The effect is unexpectedly smoky.

Live mouse

If two people are sitting next to each other (opposite each other), you can swap keyboards and mice in their absence (change the plugs under the table). When workers return to their places and begin work, “the computer will begin to take on a life of its own.”

Madam, this is where you come!

On the door to the men's and women's toilets there are signs “Male” (with the largest possible letter “F”) and “MadaMsky” (with a large letter M). From a distance, only these large letters are visible, so many people go to the wrong door.

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