I work in a commercial bank and maintain shareholder registers. To date, these registries have collected more than 70 thousand people ( small town!) - and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names we came across, and then draw a prize for the week, month, etc.
Just funny surnames such as Popik, Tadpole, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, therefore I do not list them here.
Well, this is what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!).
Kakashkind, Blyatko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Polovaya (interesting question: how is life, Polovaya?), an eccentric with the sonorous surname Beeliner (interesting, they gave him a cell phone for free?), a man named Tampak (I just want to add, right?), worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Prezerman (this is Chekhovsky’s way: there is no such thing that could not become a Jewish surname, and what a name and patronymic!), director of a reputable company named Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone freaks out).
Well, now the first three (in ascending order) of the current month, I repeat - I have copies of passports!)
3) Alexander Nikolaevich Sraka (strong, right?)
2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and
1st place - hit of the season - a woman with the last name INTRALIGATOR (like an international crocodile).
We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and specifically identify such names.
The letter "B" turned out to be the richest in obscene surnames.
In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blyatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans.
Against the backdrop of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for the three families that proudly bear the name Bobik. Or Bobinchik-Rabinovich.
And there are only two Nedrischevs in Moscow, but there is another Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad.
There are, respectively, five Pyatizhopovs.
For every three Nadkhullins there is one Podkhullin.
Onanizev is present in two copies, Pupkin in three, and Sivukho in two.
The letter “B” in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter “X”, which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Khernykh, one Hernes, one Heresh and three Kherenkovs.
For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular among us - there are only two of them.
But five families bear the surname Faggot!
They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin live very well.
We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.
But the fact that in Moscow for every Bad one there were three Good ones and even three Good ones suggests that good people still more than bad.
And, finally, there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one.
Chaynikov -17 (it’s good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops you on the road).
And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs living in Moscow, four Yeltsins.
Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3.
Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordins - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.
Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers.
Behind them are not the Petrovs at all, as one might assume, but the Kuznetsovs - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing out the legitimate Sidorovs, of whom there are also a lot.
I’m telling you right away, those who have read it won’t start blabbering that it’s like a button accordion... we’re sitting in silence, maybe someone hasn’t read the thread...))) Also continue the topic if you want... There’s no mat, just real names... some people are real it's a pity...)))
found it at http://www.territory.ru/info/forums/topic.php?t=112&f=22
A little preface. I work in a commercial bank and maintain shareholder registers. To date, these registries have collected more than 70 thousand people (small town!) and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names we came across, and then draw a prize of the week, month, etc.
Just funny names like Popik, Tadpolastikov, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, so I don’t list them here.
Well, this is what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!) Kakashkind, BlyaTko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Polovaya (an interesting question: how is life, Polovaya?), an eccentric with the sonorous surname Beeliner (I wonder if he has a cell phone) handed over for free?), a man named Tampak (I really want to add, don’t I?), worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Prezerman (just like Chekhovsky: there is no such thing,
which could not become a Jewish surname, but what a first and patronymic name!), director of a reputable company with the last name Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone freaks out)
Well, now the first three (in descending order) of the current month, I’ll repeat - I have copies of passports!)
3) Alexander Nikolaevich Sraka (strong, right?)
2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and
1st place - hit of the season - a woman with the last name INTRALIGATOR (like
international crocodile).
We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and specifically identify such names.
The letter “B” turned out to be the richest in obscene surnames. In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blyatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans. Against the backdrop of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for three
families who proudly bear the surname Bobik. Or
Bobinchik-Rabinovich. And there are two Nedrishchevs in Moscow, but there is another Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad. There are, respectively, five Pyatizhopovs. For every three Nadkhullins there is one Podkhullin. Onanizev is present in two
copies, Pupkin - three, and Sivukho also two. The letter “B” in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter “X”, which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Khernykh, one Hernes, one Kheresh and three Kherenkovs.
For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular among us - there are only two of them.
But five families bear the surname Pedik. They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, live very well,
Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin. We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.
But the fact that in Moscow there were three Good and even three Good people for every Bad person suggests that there are still more good people than bad ones.
Well, and finally: there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one. Chaynikov -17 (it’s good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops you on the road). And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs living in Moscow, four Yeltsins. Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3. Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.
Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers. Behind them are not the Petrovs at all, as one might assume, but the Kuznetsovs - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing out the legitimate Sidorovs, of whom there are also a lot.
Modern unusual first names- this is a memory of the era in which they appeared. Decent in Russia noble families began to form relatively recently, and before that, families were called words used in folk speech and not subject to any censorship. So, for example, if the father had one black eye or was lame, the family was called Krivenkiye. With the same logic, they were called Fingerless, Earless and Handless. No other countries in the world can compare with Ukraine and Russia in the originality of surnames.
Slavic cool, unusual surnames:
Original, interesting surnames People of different nationalities have it. Many of them surprise and make you laugh until your stomach hurts. It is unlikely that everyone who received funny surnames, first names or patronymics in their passports lives in harmony with them, because such people have to be subjected to ridicule and laughter from others since childhood. However, you should treat this with irony and humor, because there will always be a person who is even more unlucky, for example, Lyubov Koshek or Zakhar Zapadlovsky.
WITH dissonant surname life is not very comfortable, so most girls try to change it or at least hide it from others. Young representatives of the fair sex are selected for social networks beautiful, laconic pseudonyms that only partially resemble the real name. Thanks to this, discontent and shame disappear, but friends, nevertheless, easily recognize the girls. Which cool names for VKontakte exist? Examples of successfully modified aliases:
You can find crazy Russian surnames in the telephone directory. For example, in the capital there are several families with interesting options: Good Day, Yesterday's, Goddesses, Galoshes, Kuku, Khvataimukhi, Shchiborshch, Zadneulitsa, Kukishi. The list can be continued for a very long time: various authors (usually social service workers) compile large-scale collections and ratings of the funniest names/surnames registered in Russia.
In any large group there are owners of strange, ugly and even obscene surnames. From huge amount, we can highlight the following interesting surnames for girls:
Complex double rares have a special “charm” female surnames Russian women:
Sometimes surnames that seem normal at first glance look strange and funny when combined with women’s professions. A selection of such funny, sometimes scary tandems:
Usually funny male surnames catch the eye of those whose work involves parsing a huge number of letters and applications. Among the recipients and applicants you can find Kozlov, Kisel, Pasyukov and other citizens whose names bring a smile to their face. Listed below are ridiculous and funny Russian surnames Russian men. These include:
Among other nations, Moldovans and Romanians have succeeded in creating funny names. Among them there are many Boshar (translated as “pumpkin”), Mosh (“grandfather”), Surdulov (“deaf”), Berbekaev (“ram”). Chechens are not inferior to these peoples; their families can be called Pomoevs, Saraevs, Nadoevs and even Playboyevs. The most funny names and surnames in the world are also found among Armenians and Georgians - these are Zaseyany, Opokhmelyan, Zarzhaveli, Dobegulia.
There are many funny Japanese names - Nakamode, Sukasena, Oherachu, Komusishi, Shirehari, Herovato. In America there lives an insurance agent whose name is Chip Munk; when pronounced, the words are combined and sound like “chipmunk”. In addition, the United States is known for the prevalence of such surnames as Assman, which translates into Russian as “ass man.” We would call the Canadian Wacko family like the Crazy Ones. The Polish resident Bzdashek Zapadlovsky also distinguished himself.
A separate list should be formed among famous personalities– football players and athletes. Foreigners proudly bear surnames in their own country, but in Russia they sound ridiculous and ridiculous. List of football players who were unlucky with their name:
Cossack roots can be recognized by the names in Ukrainian passports. The sharp-tongued Cossacks, without stint, gave funny, sometimes even offensive nicknames to their brothers. Thus, the funniest surnames of Ukrainians have survived to this day:
Not only Slavic surnames can make Russians laugh. funny Jewish surnames can only be assessed in conjunction with the name. These “pearls” include:
For foreigners Chinese names are a set of hieroglyphs of unknown meaning. However, every name in this country carries a literal meaning, which is sometimes not just funny, but even indecent. Funny Chinese first and last names:
Even if you don’t go into details of the translation, many Chinese have names that are funny in pronunciation:
Real names of stars Russian stage, cinema and show business are not as euphonious as their pseudonyms. Below are just them short list. Funny last names famous people(the first is a pseudonym, the second is real name):
For outsiders, very funny surnames are another reason to have fun, but their owners often have a hard time. WITH kindergarten such people have to endure ridicule from their peers, so many of these “lucky” people sooner or later decide to make changes to their passport details. Below are the strangest surnames registered in the CIS countries:
Each person pays a lot of attention to his last name. He studies its meaning, where it came from, what its roots are. However, the funniest and most unusual surnames presented here do not bring joy to their owners, and many seriously dream of getting rid of such a gift from their parents.
One can only be amazed at the inexhaustible human imagination and have a lot of fun when encountering such proper names in serious documents or on the door signs of the offices of respectable bosses. The list presented is real names, found on the territory of Russia and belonging to its citizens. Numerous photographs prove this.
The culture of the Cossacks has always been unique and somewhat different from the cultures of other indigenous peoples of Rus'. This originality was reflected in the nicknames that were given to warriors based on various characteristics or qualities of character. Later, with the advent of surnames in the 19th century. they became official surnames.
Of course, the Cossack guys also had ordinary Orthodox names, but given the specifics of the army, frequent campaigns and close communication, people with the same names had to be distinguished, and then observation and humor came into play. For example, two Sashas could be very different in appearance or temperament, and then each received his own nickname. Now no one could confuse them during roll call or call them in battle during a fight.
Everyone knows that in Russian Federation people of different nationalities live, there are even entire villages where Bulgarians, gypsies, and many Moldovans live for a long time Russian citizens. Among them there are also surnames. which cause. if not wild, uncontrollable laughter, then certainly surprise.
To make sure that the list is not made up, just type any surname into a search engine and you can immediately get several dozen lucky people with unusual surnames. Telephone directories of big cities will also help in your search.
In Russia it is not uncommon to find speakers double surnames. They are usually written with a hyphen and sometimes cause a lot of trouble for their owners. Where do they come from? There are different ways:
Someone adds a pseudonym to their family name, this usually happens in creative environment, so as to be different from others and not be confused with other actors. (For example, the wonderful actor Pankratov Cherny).
There are also historical ones. Two noble families, when they became related, also combined the surnames of the spouses (Musin-Pushkin).
Someone got the surname in orphanage during the war years, thanks to the indefatigable imagination of educators.
Let's get acquainted with these unique words:
There are civil servants whose work is directly related to documents and personal data of people. There are a lot of them who know how to appreciate humor, so they can’t pass up another family gem. Eat large collections names that can make you laugh more than one evening. In every job, even the papery and boring one, you can find its own charms. Here is one of the interesting selections:
Sometimes such collectors not only write down their finds in a separate notebook, but also make scans as evidence that such funny names really exist and are not just another invention.
Among famous personalities, you can often meet people with strange names. They exist in all areas and countries, including among our athletes and media personalities.
A person, of course, is not free to choose a surname. He receives it from his relatives. Some owners, having become adults, rush to change the surname that poisons their lives, others go through life with it, without complexes and by deeds proving that it is not the name that makes a person, but just the opposite, if he is a purposeful, self-sufficient person.
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Unusual surnames– on the one hand, this is an unusual fate and increased attention to a person with an unusual surname. On the other hand, there is an increased burden on a person.
Unusual surnames are interesting primarily because they have a certain meaning. The meaning of the surname gives a hint, a key to understanding a person - his character, his desires, his past. This is what makes such surnames attractive.
Some unusual surnames cause a smile and positive feelings in the people around you and in the person himself, while others cause a negative reaction. IN this list For surnames, we have given mainly characteristic surnames that evoke positive emotions.
Avramchik
Avrorin
Adamczyk
Alyonkin
Albus– white (lat.)
Amethysts
America
Arbat
Amphitheaters
Angelin
Antonchik
Apostle
Arakcheev- heavy drinker
Arapchik
Artyukh
Aphrodite
Babochkin
Babushkin
Bazaarchik
Baranchik
Barysh
Shoe
poor man
Bellerophon– hero Greek mythology, who defeated the three-headed monster Chimera
Soulless
Portless
Bezputov
Bezumov
Bezukhov
Moneyless
Unsurname
Bray
Belawa
Belenets
Belenky
Whitewing
Belukha
White
Belyai
Birch
Beskrylov
Bloodless
Immortal
Good
Bozhiev
Bogodukh
Bogatyr
Rich
Log
Valenkin
Knapweed
Varvarin
After all
Magnify
Bicycles
Verigo(chains, shackles)
Loyal
Vertonozhkin(fidgety)
Vertoplyasov
Wind
Windmill
Vinokhod
Vislobryukhov
Cherry
Vladykin
Volga
Wolf-predatory
Voluy
Liar
Guy– born of the earth (Greek)
Storm
Grozny
Golubasha
Little Dove
Gospodinov
Cooker
Humpbacked
Sinners
Mushroom
Grinya
Go for a walk
Danilets
Devochkin
Devushkin
Tar
Tar
Derun
Danube
Denezhkin
Rain
Thrush
Druzhina
Dubyaga
Think
Durilo
Ermak
Yozhikov
Yozhin
Greedy
Zhdan
Burnt
Zhemchuzhnik
Painters
Redneck
Zhulikov
Scored
Grab
Little hare
Bunny
Zamotailov
Zaporozhets
Zvezdin
bell ringer
Green
Zozulya
tooth
Toothpickers
Deliverer
Issacharov
Jordan
Carp
Kasyan
Square
Kvasha
Brickmaker
Klyuy
Mare
Mare
Kozlopasov
Trump
Witch
Caulaincourt
Deck
Kopeikin
Short
Korzhay
Roe
cat
Koshechkin
Cat
Krasavin
Handsome
Beautiful
Krasnozhen
Beauty
Krasulya
Screamer
Curly
Crimea
Lada
Ladushkin
Lampadov
Larya
Lapot
Laskin
Swan
Lenik
Lentsov
Lihar
Loboda
Lobotryasov
Lopushok
Burdock
Darling
Love
Lyalin
Lyalkin
Stores
Mazepa
Mazurok
Malik
Boys
Bear
Miller
Menyailov
Metals
Flash
Missoula
Millionaires
Mirgorod
Mitrofanushkin
Molitvin
Silent
Monakhov
Moskvich
Ice cream
Ant
fly agaric
Publican
Nebaba
Negrey
Blacks
Gentle
Nectars
Insatiable
Nepomnyashchy
Don't shoot
Neophytov(initiate, convert)
Let's go
Nothing
Ogurey
Ogurchikov
Odessa
Disposable
Ozherelev
Ozerny
Mistletoe
Nut
Officers
Pyramids
Bad
Is it true
Preferences
Bite it
Monday
Sprinkle
Poltava
Justice
Examples
Prince
Sold
Friday
Take a walk
Rakov
Reasons
Rye
Riga
Riga
Fisherman
Samara
Sour
Sweet
Listen
Magpie
Spesivtsev
Spoke
Arrow
Telescopes
Tron
shoe
Tufelkin
Tyapkin
Umov
Umnov
Uralets
Ufimchik
Porcelain
Philadelphia
Philologists(word lover)
Khalyavin
Khitryuk
Hosts
Cold
Bachelors
Tsarsky
Catch
Tsesarsky
Charodeev
Chernomorets
Black
Chertok
Shugai
Shurenok
Generously
Instance
Jupiters
Yulianov
Berry
Yaldigov(parasite, parasite, spendthrift and reveler)
Hawk
With such surnames it is difficult to be an ordinary person.
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