Like a family, you don’t choose a surname: everything is predetermined before the child is born. The origin of funny names is related to traditions different nations. Sometimes funny surnames in a passport become an obstacle to building a career, so it’s good that every person has the right to change their first and last name after reaching adulthood.

Cool surnames

Modern unusual first names- this is a memory of the era in which they appeared. Decent in Russia noble families began to form relatively recently, and before that, families were called words used in folk speech and not subject to any censorship. So, for example, if the father had one black eye or was lame, the family was called Krivenkiye. With the same logic, they were called Fingerless, Earless and Handless. No other countries in the world can compare with Ukraine and Russia in the originality of surnames.

Slavic cool, unusual surnames:

• Unwise;
• Maudlin;
• Poor;
• Semirozum;
• Prusachok;
• Pyatizhopkin;
• Bobinchik, Ave.

Funny people's last names

Original, interesting surnames People of different nationalities have it. Many of them surprise and make you laugh until your stomach hurts. It’s unlikely that everyone who got funny surnames, names or patronymics in the passport, live in harmony with them, because such people have to be subjected to mockery and laughter from others since childhood. However, you should treat this with irony and humor, because there will always be a person who is even more unlucky, for example, Lyubov Koshek or Zakhar Zapadlovsky.

For VK for girls

Living with a dissonant surname is not very comfortable, so most girls try to change it or at least hide it from others. Young representatives of the fair sex are selected for social networks beautiful, laconic pseudonyms that only partially resemble the real name. Thanks to this, discontent and shame disappear, but friends, nevertheless, easily recognize the girls. Which cool names for VKontakte exist? Examples of successfully modified aliases:

• for Naumenko Ira – Naum Irina, Naira;
• for Prus Sveta - Lana Tarakanova, Lana Prus;
• for Anna Kuznetsova – Anna Blacksmith (literal translation into English);
• for Nastya Ivanova - Ivanna Nastina (switching places of FI).

The funniest surnames in Russia

You can find crazy Russian surnames in the telephone directory. For example, in the capital there are several families with interesting options: Good Day, Yesterday's, Goddesses, Galoshes, Kuku, Khvataimukhi, Shchiborshch, Zadneulitsa, Kukishi. The list can be continued for a very long time: various authors (usually social service workers) compile large-scale collections and ratings of the funniest names/surnames registered in Russia.

For girls

In any large group there are owners of strange, ugly and even obscene surnames. From huge amount, we can highlight the following interesting surnames for girls:

• Brekhunova;
• Zhopina;
• Kazyavkina;
• Sexual;
• Mozgoedova;
• Khryukin;
• Naked;
• Zhirnova;
• Durnopeiko;
• Snot;
• Dobrobaba;
• Corpse;
• Lokhova;
• Still beer.

Complex double rares have a special “charm” female surnames Russian women:

• Shura-Bura;
• Kill-Joyful;
• Bita-Marya;
• Honest-Good;
• Buffalo Cat.

Sometimes surnames that seem normal at first glance look strange and funny when combined with women’s professions. A selection of such funny, sometimes scary tandems:

• doctor of the Sick;
• artist of the Meshkova fashion house;
• cosmetologist Decrepit;
• salesman-cashier Skorobogatova;
• Pediatrician Plague;
• geologist Zemlyannaya;
• store director Gnilomyasova;
• headmistress of the school Book.

Funny male surnames

Usually funny male surnames catch the eye of those whose work involves parsing a huge number of letters and applications. Among the recipients and applicants you can find Kozlov, Kisel, Pasyukov and other citizens whose names bring a smile to their face. Listed below are ridiculous and funny Russian surnames Russian men. These include:

• Fucking;
• Nadryshchev;
• Blyakherov;
• Bobinchik;
• Kherenkov;
• Zababashkin;
• Glyukin;
• Pupkin;
• Fucking;
• Zadnikov;
• Bobik;
• Abebe;
• Sharikov;
• Dry back;
• Syvokoz;
• Didus;
• Durnopeiko;
• Cord.

The funniest surnames in the world

Among other nations, Moldovans and Romanians have succeeded in creating funny names. Among them there are many Boshar (translated as “pumpkin”), Mosh (“grandfather”), Surdulov (“deaf”), Berbekaev (“ram”). Chechens are not inferior to these peoples; their families can be called Pomoevs, Saraevs, Nadoevs and even Playboys. The most funny names and surnames in the world are also found among Armenians and Georgians - these are Zaseyany, Opokhmelyan, Zarzhaveli, Dobegulia.

There are many funny Japanese names - Nakamode, Sukasena, Oherachu, Komusishi, Shirehari, Herovato. In America there lives an insurance agent whose name is Chip Munk; when pronounced, the words are combined and sound like “chipmunk”. In addition, the United States is known for the prevalence of such surnames as Assman, which translates into Russian as “ass man.” We would call the Canadian Wacko family like the Crazy Ones. The Polish resident Bzdashek Zapadlovsky also distinguished himself.

A separate list should be formed among famous personalities– football players and athletes. Foreigners proudly bear surnames in their own country, but in Russia they sound ridiculous and ridiculous. List of football players who were unlucky with their name:

• Mandanda Steve;
• Child Paul;
• Sicinho;
• I'm Conan Didier;
• Lenya Ivan;
• Gad Marjan;
• Kaka;
• Nasri Samir;
• Chuka Stefano Okaka;
• Kakalov Georgy;
• Pukki Teemu;
• Abdullah the Fool;
• Popa Mariusz;
• Pivko Rafal;
• Ogogo Abu;
• Pukanych Adrian.

Ukrainian

Cossack roots can be recognized by the names in Ukrainian passports. The sharp-tongued Cossacks, without stint, gave funny, sometimes even offensive nicknames to their brothers. Thus, the funniest surnames of Ukrainians have survived to this day:

• Vernyvolya;
• Netudyhata;
• Davicosa;
• Vykhrestyuk;
• Abyyak;
• Pidoprygora;
• Zazhryshchenko;
• Vystavnoga;
• Ridkokasha;
• Hakalo;
• Pindyura;
• Zhopinsky;
• Galushka;
• Yellowlegs;
• Gulyayden;
• Gryzidub;
• Nosulya;
• Unclean.

Jewish

Not only Slavic surnames can make Russians laugh. funny Jewish surnames can only be assessed in conjunction with the name. These “pearls” include:

• Lolita Sole;
• Melon Merlin;
• Psyche Vatnik;
• Cylinder Grave Digger;
• Monya Bald;
• Leah Sherenga;
• Helmet Robostone;
• Itsyk Lechitsa;
• Me Shalashibes;
• Fanya Cork;
• Shmulik Rag;
• Rivka Lopata;
• Motya Naftalin;
• Faina Dratva;
• Immanuel Portyanka;
• Maria Help;
• Lena Dial;
• Pesya Barrier;
• Chaim Kukish;
• Tsylya Shkurnik;
• Aron Benefit;
• Yosef Pshik.

Chinese names and surnames

For foreigners Chinese names are a set of hieroglyphs of unknown meaning. However, every name in this country carries a literal meaning, which is sometimes not just funny, but even indecent. Funny Chinese first and last names:

• Fàn tǒng – means “fool”, “lazy person/freeloader”;
• Lái gāo cháo – “to achieve orgasm”;
• Shǎn diànqiú – “ ball lightning»;
• Hè hèhe (does not need translation);
• Сháng gāo cháo – “frequent orgasm”.

Even if you don’t go into details of the translation, many Chinese have names that are funny in pronunciation:

• Sun Wyn Wchai;
• Take out Drink yourself;
• Take out Su Him.

Funny celebrity last names

Real names stars Russian stage, cinema and show business are not as euphonious as their pseudonyms. Below are just them short list. Funny last names famous people(the first is a pseudonym, the second is real name):

• Pavel Kashin - Pavel Kvasha;
• Jasmine – Semendueva Sara;
• Queen Natasha – Rip Natasha;
• Marshal Alexander - Minkov Alexander;
• Malinin Alexander – Vyguzov Alexander;
• Andrey Razin – Vadim Krivorotov;
• Lolita Milyavskaya - Gorelik Lolita;
• Rotaru Sofia - Rotar Sofia;
• Abraham Russo - Efrem Apdzhyan;
• Rubashkin - Chernorubashkin Boris;
• Stashevsky Vlad - Tverdokhlebov Vyacheslav.

Top funny surnames

For outsiders, very funny surnames are another reason to have fun, but their owners often have a hard time. WITH kindergarten such people have to endure ridicule from their peers, so many of these “lucky” people sooner or later decide to make changes to their passport details. Below are the strangest surnames registered in the CIS countries:

• Mess;
• Golomudko;
• Worm;
• Lice;
• Perebeinos;
• Bananovich;
• Boobs;
• Viper;
• Vypyrailova;
• Killwolf;
• Steering wheel;
• One-pose;
• Dokhlik;
• Uncle;
• Podluk;
• Dulya;
• Drishch;
• Chmyryuk;
• Asshole;
• Beeliner;
• Kakashkind.

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As a child, I often wondered why I had this strange surname, which no one can really pronounce. I would prefer that I have a surname, say, “Lermontov”.

We lived in Obolensky Lane. And on my medical card it was written in large letters “GRISHA”, in small words “Chkhartishvili”, and again in large letters “OBOLENSKY Lane”. I don't know why they wrote it like that. One day a nurse called out: “Next! Grisha Obolensky! At first I didn't realize it was me. And when I realized it, I really liked it. Then the nurse got used to me (I was a sick child, I didn’t leave the clinic) and, without looking at the chart, she called me “Obolensky.” I didn't mind. I was flattered that I was kind of like a prince.

It was only later, at a smarter age, that I realized that every surname is a code, not random. Whoever deciphers it correctly will receive a reward. The more complex the code, the larger the potential winnings. For example, I have special respect for people with dissonant surnames who have achieved a lot - especially in impressive professions, where it is so important to have a good name.

Even now it’s not a small thing for me what someone’s name is. Only the principle is different now. What is important is not the beauty or ugliness of a surname, but whether a person matches it or is dissonant with it. If, for example, the formidable head of the FMS is Romodanovsky, so be it. And if the notorious villain, the general director of RTR, has the surname Dobrodeev, this is already a mockery. “United Russia Chadayev” is some kind of oxymoron or, simply put, cognitive dissonance.

In children's and teenage years People's surnames meant no less to me than, say, appearance.

At our school there was a very beautiful girl, everyone was missing her. And I couldn’t understand how you could fall in love with someone with the last name “Morkovkina.” I liked a girl named “Rozhdestvenskaya,” although she wasn’t exactly that great. I didn’t know that it was a priest’s surname, I thought it was an aristocratic one. Again the poet Rozhdestvensky, I loved him then: “Tired athletes dream of records. Severe poets dream of words. Lovers dream of huge city uninhabited islands" I thought I’d grow up, marry Tanka, take her last name and also be Rozhdestvensky.

Or, already as a student, I was going to go to a sports camp with one friend. While applying for vouchers, we saw the lists of those who would be in our squad: guys separately, girls separately. My friend, quite a dunce, says: “Let’s play by last name, who will pick up which girl (that’s how young men talked then). But even if it turns out to be a crocodile, go ahead and sing.” “Cool,” I agreed frivolously. - Let's". And he pulled out a girl named Usyskina. Maybe she was a beauty, but that remains unknown to me. I changed my mind about going to sports camp.

Around the same years, I learned that the ancient Japanese changed their name when they decided to radically reorient their destiny. The Japanese understood everything about life. They knew: whatever you name the yacht, that’s how it will sail.

Over the years of writing, I have accumulated a whole fleet of these yachts. Some have even drowned. Each pseudonym was a special code, a separate life.

What is your relationship with your own surname? Do we have selfless wives in the BS who, after getting married, changed a beautiful surname to ugly?

Who lived their life to rhyme with their last name?

Who, on the contrary, refuted it with their life choices?

Since their inception, surnames in Russia have been more than just an addition to a given name. Using them, it was easy to establish the social status of the resident, the occupation of the generations of his ancestors, and the territorial part of the state where the clan of the bearer of the family name arose and was strong. It is more difficult to identify the history of surnames with foreign roots, but here, too, documentary facts can be traced.

First surnames as the prerogative of the elite

For a long time there were no official surnames in Rus'. They made do with first names, patronymics and nicknames. Early chronicle evidence from the 13th century about the presence of surnames concerned only the Novgorod lands.

The first Russian surnames came from the patronymic, the baptismal name of one of the ancestors in the male line. Surnames were also formed from the name of the place of residence, type of employment, as well as popular nicknames.

Surnames became mandatory only in the 16th century for the privileged classes of princes and boyars, and after some time for nobles and merchants. The first additions to the name based on the name of their inheritance were received by noble land owners (Vyazemsky, Tverskoy), as well as the most influential and rich merchants, at that time mainly North Russian. IN merchant names their labor specialization was reflected (Rybnikov is a fishmonger). Appeared and double surnames, formed from the name of the principality and supplemented by the nickname (Lobanov-Rostovsky).

Foreign origin of Russian surnames

Some nobles of Russia were not Russian by origin. For example, a foreigner served in Russian army, then converted to Orthodoxy, married a local woman and finally assimilated. So, the seemingly completely Russian surname Kiryanov came from Tatar name Kiryan. The Nakhimovs and Yusupovs appeared on the same principle.

There are also examples of the evolution of noble foreign families. From 1490 to 1493, the famous Italian architect Pietro Antonio Solari supervised the construction of the Kremlin. Subsequently, the surname Solari was transformed into the Russian Solarev. The situation is similar with the surname Chicherin. The founder of the Chicherin family of nobles was the translator Chicherini, who came to Russian soil in the retinue of the Byzantine Sophia Paleologus, who later became Grand Duchess Moscow.

There are numerous examples of the degeneration of foreign surnames that have changed beyond recognition. For example, many of the Levshins are descendants of the Levenshteins. Their ancestor arrived in Russia in the 14th century to serve Dmitry Donskoy and from Levenshtein turned into Lefty, and his descendants gradually evolved to the Levshins. There are many Khomutovs in Russia, whose surname is absolutely not connected with a horse cart, but is derived from the British Hamilton. In the 16th century, a member of a noble family, Thomas Hamilton, came to Russia. His descendants were initially called the Gamantov boyars, but gradually the spelling of the surname changed, resulting in the current version.

A cacophonous peasant name as a family cross

The situation with the names of the peasants was bleak. Until the 19th century, they were content only with patronymics, nicknames, and also a mention of their owner. Often nicknames were given from light hand a witty master, as a result of which the powerless peasant became Vaska Durakov or Fedka Kosolapov.

After the abolition of serfdom, “nicknames” turned into surnames. Over time, the descendants of former forced peasants emerged into the world, becoming entrepreneurs and officials. But, despite their social rise, they continued to be called by dissonant and sometimes ridiculous surnames, which could only be changed with imperial permission. It is clear that gaining the favor of the autocrat is not an easy task. As a result, entire families passed on funny family names from one generation to the next.

The Soviet fashion for changing surnames violated family traditions

October Revolution gave rise to an active process of changing surnames. In addition to the desire to wash away the unloved peasant family, there were other reasons for such a boom. Some tried to express deep revolutionary sentiments through a new name, others tried to hide their class origin. Moreover, few people thought about interrupting the family history of their family.

For example, in Russia at that time it became dangerous to bear the Romanov surname. In addition, a new society was being formed - “ Soviet people" Many immigrants from the eastern republics, in order to join the general flow, changed their surnames to the most common Russian ones. Some were guided by purely personal impulses. Among such petitions was an appeal from the future white general Andrei Shkuro, who found his last name unacceptable for a staff officer. A collective letter to the People's Commissariat of Internal Affairs from the Black Sea sailors has also been preserved. Sailor Durakov wanted to become Vinogradov, Kobelev asked permission to be called Skobelev, and Gnilokvas decided to change his last name to Stepanov.

The procedure for changing a surname was simplified as much as possible. It was enough to notify the marriage and birth registration department of your decision, as well as publish a corresponding advertisement in the newspaper. The number of people wishing to take advantage of this right was off the charts. They decided to turn the situation in favor of the state, and changing the surname became paid. In 1923, a new name cost 20 rubles, and then 40. However, the high cost of the service did not reduce demand. An announcement from the Izvestia newspaper of that time clearly illustrates the reasons for the fashion for changing surnames. It was reported that citizen Zhivolup would henceforth be called Dneprov, and Soplyakov wished to turn into Sibiryakov, and Zhulikov and Shirinkin preferred to be called Orlovs. This “family” freedom continued until in April 1940 the NKVD adopted new instructions on the procedure for changing surnames and given names. From now on, in order to change them, the state required serious reasons and approvals from a number of government bodies.

Anyone interested in the history of Russia will be interested to know.